One-Liners



If thine enemy wrongs thee, buy each of his children a drum. - Ancient Proverb

Oxymoron: Snare Drum Music & Professional Drummer

Overheard: "Will the musicians please come to the stage. Oh, and the drummer too."

A phrase you'll never hear on a tour bus: "Hey, shouldn't we go back for the drummer?"

Two people were walking down the street. One was a drummer. The other didn't have any money either.


Two drummers walk into a bar... which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy do it.

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