How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None; they have a machine to do that now.

One; so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

One; but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

One; he holds it and the world revolves around him.

Two; one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

Five; One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.

Twenty; one to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

"Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"

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